|
||
|
||
|
||
Noukat en ligne - نكت - فكاهة
Top Noukat marocaine Sur FONOUNE
|
||||
Medrassagalik wahd oustad resma ledrari dyaoulou jerana galihoum chnou hadi tawah ma3refha wahd lour semitou l3erbi gal l oustad jerana galih oustad mouk machi jerana wa inoud wahdakhr kassoul galih moot le3arbi.
sbitare galke hada wahde sbitar homak brawe i chofo chkoun li rja3 lih 3aklo chdo wahde lmsati galo lih dwze lhade rajel bda kai dwze galih hayde trico haydo galih hayde serwal haydo galih hez rjlik hezhom o hwa y gole lih msati hlakemk mnfokhin htache chafe 9liwato mdelin hhhhhh
3ajib o fechel. Gallik haded lkasoul hazz seb3ou howa ycheddo klakag hit 3emro mahezz seb3o
chouha hadi wa7ed lbent kanet dawya m3a mamaha felkouzuna kaydwiw;deria galet lmamaha ana makan7es bih takaydkhoul fih ra nes;jawbetha mha ana kan7es bih kif yallah taydkhoul. ohia tji ljedda galtlihoum wili wili 3la benat lyoum ana ila madkhal fia bi ba9lou matsema te7..... jawbouha wili ajedda 7na dawin ra3la ramadan
3rossa galik hada sbitar l7oma9 jabo lihom 3rossa lwa7ed kol wa7ad chno kaydir liha .. wa7ad chdha man ydha o b9a kaychouf fiha o howa yji 3endo docteur galih chno adir bhad l3rossa galih ansknha fdar gal lih eyeh o chno adir 3awtani galih andkhlha lbit eyeh o an3ssha fnamoussia eyeh o n3ariha eyeh o chno adir akhor galih an7ayd liha soutianat o nakhod lihom lastik o ndir bih nabla hhhh
Berkani o Chafar . hada wa7ed lbarkani t3aradlo chafar, 9alo ara telephone w howa y9oli yalah ktab 06134124578
Somali. galik hada wahad somali bgha y3i9 3la shaybato w howa yaktab liha f statut dyal msn partie a manger.................hhhhhh
lma3gaz . hada wa7ed bnadem ma3gaz, sa femme kharjat tsakher w khalato na3es. da9at 3lih bach y7al liha lbaba, 9alha siri dar bak raki mtal9a
Chouafagalik hada wahed rajal mcha 3and wahad chouafa o do9 o hia tgoul chkoun o howa ygoul liha awadi 3la chouafa
Taxi hada wahde moule taxi mbarba9e wagfatou wahde lamra galiha fin rada gatlih rada lsou9e galiha siri ou ma tratliche
Dam hada wa7ed kane mrid khasso dem bach y3ich jaw houma daweh lwa7ed sbitar w tbar3ou 3lih b dem ja houwa fach bra wla ze9raaam fach 9albou 3la lli 3tah dem l9aweh soussi chlah hhhh
somaaaaligalik hada wahd somalii la3b wahd lmatch dkora ja wahd tar lcornert o howa yn9zz dak somali bgha ydrb kotsizoo o howa ydi rii77
Italiya.
Bhima 9afzagalik hada wahed sat chra naga ou tem radi biha chwiya naga ou hiya dour 3andou ou galte lih t9awlabti floussek mchaw flkhawi ,galiha 3lache ,ou hiya tgoule ana ramakankhdam ma ka rdam ri lmakla ou n3asse ,howa ygoule lih ana ma radi bik ga3 tkhadi radi bik ri dbiha lmoulay brahim hahahahahaha
l3roubi galik hada wa7d lfransawi ou wa7d sblyoni ou wa7d l3rob jabou lihom chi nass wa7d lbgra 5anza ou galou lihom liglass 7daha nisf sa3a n3touh mlyoun dollars lfrasawi glss 10 d9ay9 ou sblyoni 20 d9i9a ama l3roubi ghir d5al ou hia tbda lbgra blghwate kharjou 3liya hada rah 7ayad boutiyouh ou khnznnnnyyy
lma3za galik hadi wa7ed lma3za bghat tenta9em men dib debrat wa7ed lebtana dial lklab lebsatha ou kherjat lih!dib chafha ou houwa itekhle3 ou hrab!lma3za teb3atou b9a kayjri 7ta skhaf!!bant lih wa7ed chejra daz men te7tha lme3za teb3atou ou lebtana del kelb b9at las9a fchejra.dib dar ou hia tban lih lme3za ou rja3 3endha!lme3za 7eslat ou hia tgoulih rah ghir kand7ek m3ak!!galiha aji tchoufi!daha letri9 fach kanou kayjriw l9awha 3amra belkhra dialou!! galiha hada de7k 3andek!!
SAROT HADA WA7D RAJAL SAKRAN MCHA ldaro okayda9 3la mrato ohiya tal 3lih man lbalakon ola7t lih sarot omabrat thalih ohowa ykoliha walo7i ta9ba dyal sarot hhhhhhhhhhhhh
bou9al hada wa7d l9issm nsso mojtahid o nsso kassol ja 3ndhom wa7d nhar lmofttich o g33d lousted f koulla tawila wa7d kassoul owa7d mojtahid o hoa iji lmofttich swel lmojtahid gallih ach hwa jam3 dial cheval hwa igollih chevaux o sowl dak li 7dah ogal lih onta a bo9al gallih bou9aux
twam galak hada wa7d rajel galsse m3a s7abo w gal lihom ana 9rite lmratti l9issa dial almoughamiroun talata ou wldate lia 3 dial twam w houwa ynoud wahd bajra galou lih s7bo malek galihom wili ana khallite mrati kat9ra ali baba wa 40chafarran lolllllllll
Far o Fara . 9alek hada wa7de far ghadi yetzewej b fara jate fara 9atlo ida beghiti nezwej bik 3andi wa7de charte ja howa 9ala cheno howa had charte jate hiya 9altlo 7eta tektebli 9ewades f semiyti
Moul do hadi wa7ed lmra 7amla b 3 mois w mamkhelssach dow 3mois ja 3enha mol dow gal liha a lalla rah 3endk 3 mois galt lih bach 3refti gal liha rah ntouma katkhedmou ldekhel w 7na kanra9bou men bra galt lih yak awld l7ram 7ta yji rajli w ngoulha lih gal liha iwa mayji 7ta ykouNou 9t3ouh lih galt lih aWili w ana ach ndir gal liha 3edi b chme3.
lamrawate gelek kel el mrawat dyal el 3alam dayren edrab mabghawch yedero chghol fe dar ma yteybo ma jefefo ma walo el mohim men be3d semana jaw l3and el francaweya sewloha ewa chnou tra galetlehom nhar lewel ma cheft walo nhar tane walo nhar talet jabli warda we ja kaytleb e sma7a mchaw 3and el merekaneya htaheya nhar lewel ma chafet walo nhar tane walo nhar talet 3reda lrestaurant we galeha safe ana mache n3awnek fe chghol dyal dar el mohim mchaw3and el meghrebeyha sowloha gatlom ana nhar lewel ma cheft walo we tane we talet we rabe3 we el khames bdet kanchouf chweya be 3eneya chmal... 3taha ketla dyel l3esa galek edrab!!!
Lmagana galak hada wahad lmo3alim gal latlamad ghada li majabch lmagana ghadi yakol 9atla wahad mafhaloch gal labah rah lmo3alim galna limajabch lmagana ghadi yakol 9atla galo bah ma3andich bach nachrilak lmagana di rafay galo kindirlha galo ana rigalhalak lmohim darlha salk ou daha kigalo lmo3alim hadi raha rafay machi magana galo asi lmo3alim raha kanat magana ou 9arsatha nahla ou walat rafay
noir
lemsemene
gal lik wahed lmou3alim gal ltalamid diyalou achnou houa le pain bel3arabiya? jawoub wahed almoujtahid houya ygoule lih houya lkhoubz. houya isouyal wahd l kassoul gal lih ou le lapin achnou houya a ouldi? jawbou lkassoul gal lih houa lmssamen a oustad.
patient mseti
frigo
skhi
lmkrah
twam
drague
le black
somali
hada wahd somali tbara3 b dem o hoa i welli guddida lol hhhhh
médecin
wahd lamrid mcha 3and tbib ogalo ana mrid fo9 rasi galo tbib hak had lkinat chrabhom 15minute 9bal matfi9
m3al9ine
Hada wahad hal lmario dyalo wl9a hwayjo m3al9in w howa ytba3hom
docteur
hda wahad tbib tla3dam khraj li zan9a o tab3ouh laklab :)
froid
galik wa7ed rajel bgha ikhrej lzen9a o khaf lay derbou lberd o howa ikhrej m3a zerwata !!!!
chel7e
hada wahd chlh ja dif 3nd wahd nass iwa nlil tan3sso ohowa ynoud lbnthom bach yn3ss m3aha ofblasst lbnt n3ss baha ja fdlalm kaytsslt ohowa ychd fbaha galiha malk galiha bsslama ana ghadi fhalati ldari..
7chiche galik hada wahd sat fa9 mn n3ass l9a 20 dhs gal 10drahm dial cinema o 10 drahm dial 7shish chwia howa yssma3 d9an gal chkon galolih boliss ohowa ylo7 10 drahm dial 7shish
se9ram
galk hada wa7d z9ram ta7ou lih snanou mcha 3and dentiste galih bch7al snane galih 60 000 ryal drass we 30 000 ryale nyab galih dirli kolchi nyab we ktar mane lflaji(falja).....loooooool hhhhh
chelh
galak hada wahed chalh kan na3s ou hlam mchalih baztamo hlaf ma yfi9 hata yal9ah
(1) 2 3 4 5 6 7 »
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
|
